Jo @JoJoFromJerz Colorado has just announced that it will be opening it’s borders to all displaced ketchup bottles looking for refuge.
Colorado inflicted Beetlejuice Boebert on us. We’re almost square now.
The Trump campaign just shared this totally accurate map proving that the state of Colorado is actually not a part of the US at all. It’s part of Mexico.
George Clooney, Ryan Gosling, Chris Evans, John Legend, Mark Ruffalo, LeBron James, Leonardo DiCaprio & Lenny Kravitz are all liberals. Ted Cruz is a Republican. Any questions?
Yes of course, the public booger eating, mom jeaned, jowl merkin’d & mulleted Dollar Store Wolverine Cosplayer with the penis proboscis knows better than anyone how to satisfy a woman in bed. All these years practicing on Donald Trump haven’t been in vain after all. pic.twitter.com/a8OOymB9kT
Seems like this would be a good time for the Supreme Court Justice for hire hubby of a coup plotter to recuse himself from hearing any cases involving the outgoing president she tried to plot a coup for, but what do I know? pic.twitter.com/is5nuAyIhB