Just got back from the DR. Aside from what is wrong with me, we usually manage to have quick conversations.
Today's was that he wished he'd become a vet and not a Dr. A vet charges you 60 euros when you bring in a cat, and if the vet kills it by mistake, well, the cat was old and still 60 euros to pay
A Dr gets 26 euros for a consult, if the patient dies his license to practice is suspended, indefinitely.