LOL No but how about a couple of muzzles? Fancy barks with every step she takes (and sounds so much like a goose that a neighbor came running out of his house one day looking up for the migrating flock) Buddy doesn't bark but they both just keep going round and round in a circle...around my legs!
They look like some kind of precision dog walking act! I just let them out in the back yard to run free. I'm lazy LOL! But I do play fetch with Bud when it's warm...Fancy doesn't do that kind of thing...too prissy!