I don't know where you copy/pasted that nonsense from, but it would have more impact if you dumbed it down into Edbi-Speak. You know -- run-on sentences, noun/verb disagreement, incorrect tense, etc.
Let me know when it's time for me to "become friends of the company and move quickly to ensure [I] profit on a classic Pump & Dump scheme to liquidate [my] ill gotten shares." I wouldn't want to miss that.