I'm throwing my hat into the ring with the other 86 people!! I'd make a great Republican!!
I don't know shit about world diplomacy or how to maneuver through the Capitol for that matter but I'm a snarky ass son of a bitch that will make up lies and tell you stories that you like to hear about owning the libs.
Currently polling at .02% but if I get Kari Lake's endorsement it could skyrocket me to the top!