It's quite evident that your EE degree has equipped you with expertise in various fields such as thermodynamics, sonic speed droplet shearing, applied electrostatics, and the art of USPTO. Additionally, you have mastered the stock trading game, and it seems like you couldn't care less about the science or the performance outcome because it doesn’t matter to you either way. But wait, you’re also an expert trader in micro-penny stocks? With such a diverse skill set, you should be rubbing shoulders with Elon Musk and discussing plans for Mars colonization.
I must admit, you are way ahead of me as I didn't know that charge is irrelevant and only droplet mass matters - that’s brilliant. You must be the one with the PhD from MIT, which further proves that you're a force to be reckoned with.