LOL I really liked spicy stuff when I was young, still do, just not too much. I had a friend that grew some habanero plants and had some ripe ones so I wanted to take a bite with my beer.
It looked innocuous as I cold eat fresh jalapeños with no problems, but that thing damn near sent me to the ER. It looked like a tiny little pumpkin, so cute and tasty I thought, so I bit off half of it and it was more like eating a mouthful of fire. Stupid me swallowed the thing and I've never experienced that much internal torture in my life.
I'll take the screws in my shoulder over that any day. I thought I was going to die.