Mrs Beasley‘s Burgers was just another flop. One of many. These jokers even have resorted to nonsense gimmicks like Drag Queen Bingo with Roxi Starr trying to cater to hipsters in the hope that they can put some hipster butts in the chairs at the flailing game-cafes.
What they have nott yet tried is live music. And I have found the perfect act for SnL. It is a one-chump music act that they can gett for cheap. Real cheap. In fact, SnL might even be able to charge him for the electricity for his amp.
And even if this also fails to draw customers, SnL can use him in other ways to add revenue. With two separate felony CONvictions for Federal Medicare fraud involving opiod mills over the span of 9 years, he can teach The Clownshow alternative ways to boost revenue (at least in the USA) with very little cash ~OUTTlay needed. And since The Clownshow lives in Canada, they stand a better chance of avoiding being caught or, if they are, they can stall extradition for awhile - worst case.
I think this may be the only realistic plan for SnL to ever break even. OTOH, mebbe they can retail oxycontin directly from the game-cafes. If they throw in some oxycontin tablets as a side with each entree, then maybe the ridiculous menu prices will be more attractive and they will not have to fine customers $15 for the privilege of NOT ordering the way-overpriced food.
It is worth CONsidering, as everything else they have tried, like Mrs Beasley‘s Burgers and Hipster Nights have been or little to no help with the core eternal, never-ending, ongoing OPERATING LOSSES.
_____Ben adding up the Accounts UnPayable for the quarterly bullshit financial advertisement on the paid advertising site OTCMarkets.com due in two weeks
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