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TheDane

04/03/22 10:12 PM

#63816 RE: Glider549 #63809

It’s definitely an April fools joke. The stuff in here is ridiculous.

Pumping excess water to passengers as a refreshing drink?

The “O-Dster?”

Preloaded movies like Dr. Teller’s very large bomb?

The Hindenburg Mode?

“The water output from the fuel cell can be piped into the car to provide refreshing drinks for passengers. The AMD Ryzen-powered entertainment system will also come pre-loaded with a series of classic movies and documentaries, including Chain Reaction, Cold Fusion: Fire from Water, Element One, and Dr Teller’s Very Large Bomb. The Dyson Sphere Program game will also be available for both front and rear passengers.

“Tesla insiders claim the Model H will be followed in 2025 by the much-anticipated Model 2, which will now also run on hydrogen, providing an expected 400-mile range in a compact hatchback form. This will reportedly make hydrogen cars affordable, as they are currently even more expensive to buy than EVs, and more expensive to fuel than internal combustion cars.

Finally, in 2027, the most audacious member of the new Tesla Hydrogen range will arrive – the Model O. This will be Tesla’s hydrogen-powered coupe and will also be known as the O-dster. It will incorporate an upgraded Hindenburg Mode capable of accelerating it to 60mph in just 0.2 seconds. To enable this mode, occupants must be strapped into the specially designed gel-based “crash seats” and, at least 30 minutes prior to acceleration, consume a custom drug aimed at counteracting the G-force and preventing aneurisms.

The Tesla Model O will include a Hindenburg Mode giving it unparalleled acceleration.