..."but windows still finds a way".
and "Windows Update - this service (is) disabled in services window, however randomly gets reset"
I have had Windows Update disabled in Services for years without it getting reset...
I'm still running Win 7 which might be why...MS may have "fixed that issue" with Win 8 or Win 10.
Although I don't get Windows Updates, Microsoft still finds a way to download certain updates anyway...
AND those cannot be uninstalled, changed, deleted or disabled.