Update on my wife's decision to do away with me (I think). Our neighbor has a son who bought a backhoe (bad news for me). This situation is exacerbated by the fact that the man LOVES my wife's toffee, which she makes every Christmas, and she was asking about a backhoe rental/toffee exchange rate. He said they could work something out... but admitted that even though his ginormous backhoe could dig 28 feet deep, the cadaver dogs could still detect my decaying body at the bottom. My wife replied not to worry, he could simply bury me at the bottom, fill the hole up 10 feet, then bury a dead dog on top of me, fill the hole up, and there'd be no way they would find me. Anyway, Christmas is fast approaching and I'm really hoping we get TLD before then... she's already made a couple of batches of toffee...
If y'all don't see me around anymore, well...
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