LOL - C'mon man, still working out the details. Things are different overseas, kids aren't allowed to look at it either. Says so on the label. I'm sure they'll rework it for the US market. Everyone's a critic! : )
I mean, it has less toxicity than water, so why even have any kind of warnings? Let the children stare at it and ingest all they want.
I think the right course of action here is to suggest people take a dose every hour, on the hour. That way we can really start to move this product off the shelves and see an impact on the stock price.
Another idea is to load it up with food coloring and claim that when that color is visible in your urine and/or feces you know it's "working". Of course, it would be ideal NOT to use red food coloring.
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