And what if a giant unicorn suddenly blew kisses to everyone while it flew high overhead, granting us all immortality and freedom from sickness and injury?? Just imagine how amazing that would be! And just think of how valuable unicorn kisses would be!!! And then, what if the unicorn and a centaur had a baby and that baby could blow it's magic horn and make everyone love each other and live in peace and harmony while eating Bon-Bons while losing weight and looking fabulous!!!! OH MY!!! What a world it could be!!!
UniTaur to the Mooooooonnnnn!!!!!!
You heard it here first!!!! Mark it!!!!!!
*sigh*
Same pumping BS, different day.