A blind squirrel walks into a bar.
Bartender says "we don't serve squirrels in here".
Squirrel says nothing.
Bartender says again "we don't serve squirrels in here, bud".
Squirrel orders a gin & tonic.
Bartender says "what are you, deaf & dumb? I said we don't serve squirrels here! Get lost!"
Squirrel shrugs, gets up, and leaves the bar.
Bartender gets off work that evening, finds all four of his tires slashed.
Moral of the story: Don't leave gin in your glove box & nuts in your tires.
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