Replies to post #18574 on The Old Timers Club (Get off my lawn)

[Trinityz1]

yeah but I might say pull my finger
or just lift my leg and let 'er rip

but on rare occasion won't fess up.....in public

was with my grandfather in a brand new dollar store by him
and he wanted to check it out

so we were walking along and there were like 3-4 mexican gals
with kids coming up on us from behind
and all of a sudden...we both with no warning
walked faster and went into the next aisle

and he whispers to me why'd you move so fast?
because I was ahead of him
and I said I let one go
he giggles and said
I did too

meanwhile them gals were sniffing diapers
trying to figure out which baby had dumped in its diaper
and they were waving their hands in front of their noses
and saying wheewwwww

but they never knew it was us