I do hate that damn misspelling, trail for trial. I have to correct it myself all the time. It may still be early but in anticipatory celebration I think Dr Seuss might write something like this:
on the trail of a trial
strode the buyer of the bio.
For a long, long while
he strode the trail of that trial.
There can be no denial that
he grew weary of the trial.
And wanted to bail from the trail
for the Message board was full of bile
about the trial and about Northwest Bio.
But now he's floating down the Nile!
and drinking like a Pig,
cause they got stat sig.
Now he's forgotten the trial,
He's forgotten all the trial bile.
He's just floating down the Nile
drinking an iced cocktail (with Aussie pronunciation it rhymes with Nile).