I hope for your sake the ask doesn't get killed soon or you will pay a pretty penny to cover. You don't fool anyone on this board. Doesn't this get old for you? Its nice outside, go do something fun!!
Since you say that people aren't smart enough to figure out the 5% dividend, explain your insight that's overlooked on this board. And, simply saying he trades from left pocket to right is a ruse and not an explanation.