Trust me (and I'm not from the government) it does work. Where is AK with a suitable picture when one really needs one. Until he finds something, try this as a proof of concept. Just think of it as a 3-5-4-3 triple play. It is one heck of a scoring nightmare and does not occur often.
0 / ! / / ! \ 0--------! 0
IHub really does not like this attempted graphic, so the proof of concept may have to remain a mystery.