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[BeverlyH]

"Bubba's Got Him A New Bottom"

A Pelican Bay Production in association with Prison Bloody Mary Productions and Don't Drop The Soap Inc.

[Zorax]

The Marvel Fantastic Four movie where the Thing yells...

"Hey nanosux...IT'S REVOKIN' TIIIIME!"

[shajandr]

Day 29 - Name your favorite animated peison movie

Sweatbox - 31 Day Movie Challenge

True North (2020)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt12354974/

[shajandr]

Dave:

As Bennie received the better of the CJA lottery draw, I thought that I should devote some time to cogitating about yer possible defense strategeries. Knott that any will bee effecktiff, butt just as a Hail Mary pass to a non-existent receiver. For the Hail off it.

As I sea it, yer stratergies bee limited. Thusly, I kin sea the following posserbilly-tees:

1. Plead "I. Dindu Nuffin". Leave it at that.

2. Claim you are knott the same DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who committed the crimes.

3. Claim that BENNIE BLANKENSHIP forced you under the duress of extortion that he wood reveal the true nature of your 'strong life partner friendship' with him unless you executed his criminole scheme.

4. Claim that stealing lotto tickets isn't a crime if nun of the tickets turn ~OUTT to be winners.

5. Tell DaJudge and DaJury "Hay, diss is all juss a bigg Miss Unnerstannin' and we can move pass diss sheet."

6. Blame everything on London and a hacked email account. He's a minor and can only be in reformatory til he's 21.

7. Claim you wuz delirious from COVID. Yeah, you and I know that the crimes happened before COVID was even a word, but maybe the Northern Illinois jurors won't catch on.

8. Dye your thinning hair and cheesy whatever you call that mouth hair a bright red-orange, put on Groucho Marx glasses and nose, and tell the US Marshal "yeah, that Foley-Coyote cat, I just saw him go thataway" and then move in the opposite direction. Quickly.

9. "I wuz framed by my evil brutha, Jeffy!"

10. Plead insanity. This won't work, but it troo!

As a backup plan, mail yourseff a hacksaw blade and a case-hardened tool steel file to: DaCoyote, Inmate 13141-111, Beaumont-Medium, Beaumont, TX 77705 with the notation "Please Hold for Pickup" written below the address.

Oh, and happy Valentine's Day, lover!





FoleyFelon-Coyote CJA Legal Dream Team

[shajandr]

Day 49 - Name a prison movie that Doc prescribes for DAVID RUSSELL FOLEYFELON-COYOTE USBOP No. 13141-111 to prepare for his misadventure in the Seventh Circuit of Hell.

49er Pre-Game Pep Rally Jive-Streaming 31 Day Movie Challenge

Chicago (2002) (original title: Chicago)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299658/?ref_=ttls_li_tt

[shajandr]

Day 66 (Route 66) - Name a prison movie set in Japan (other than Seiki Brothers Go to the Hoosegow).

Ultra8KStudios Pirate 31 Day Copyright-Violatin' Upscaled and Overcompressed Movie Challenge

Doing Time (2002) - Keimusho no naka (original title)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0340195/?ref_=ttls_li_tt

[shajandr]

Day 86 - Name a prison movie that presages Backdoor Bennie‘s upcoming stay in DaHole.

Three-Strike Felon Coyote 31 Day Career Criminole Prizzin Movie Challenge

Jailbait (2004)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0364435/?ref_=ttls_li_tt

[Hattori Hanzo]

Hey Dave, I left for 3 years and came back to find that exactly what I was saying would happen, HAPPENED. You made sure everyone went down with you too, real stand-up “man” you are. You are a convicted thief, an industry has-been, and an abject FAILURE as a businessman. I hope they take everything and send you to a FCI somewhere horrible.

[shajandr]

Day 87 - Name a prison movie starring Jim Brown the NFL legend running back.

Runn 4 DaBorder Coyote 31 Day Prizzin Movie Dirtbag Foley Fleabag Challenge

The Slams (1973)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070704/?ref_=ttls_li_tt

[shajandr]

Day 88 - Crazy 88s - German Heer 88s - Nennen Sie Ihren Lieblingszug im Gefängnis

Kojote 31 Tage Gefängnis Film Herausforderung

Mean Machine (2001)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0291341/?ref_=ttls_li_tt