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[shajandr]

Dave:

As Bennie received the better of the CJA lottery draw, I thought that I should devote some time to cogitating about yer possible defense strategeries. Knott that any will bee effecktiff, butt just as a Hail Mary pass to a non-existent receiver. For the Hail off it.

As I sea it, yer stratergies bee limited. Thusly, I kin sea the following posserbilly-tees:

1. Plead "I. Dindu Nuffin". Leave it at that.

2. Claim you are knott the same DAVID RUSSELL FOLEY who committed the crimes.

3. Claim that BENNIE BLANKENSHIP forced you under the duress of extortion that he wood reveal the true nature of your 'strong life partner friendship' with him unless you executed his criminole scheme.

4. Claim that stealing lotto tickets isn't a crime if nun of the tickets turn ~OUTT to be winners.

5. Tell DaJudge and DaJury "Hay, diss is all juss a bigg Miss Unnerstannin' and we can move pass diss sheet."

6. Blame everything on London and a hacked email account. He's a minor and can only be in reformatory til he's 21.

7. Claim you wuz delirious from COVID. Yeah, you and I know that the crimes happened before COVID was even a word, but maybe the Northern Illinois jurors won't catch on.

8. Dye your thinning hair and cheesy whatever you call that mouth hair a bright red-orange, put on Groucho Marx glasses and nose, and tell the US Marshal "yeah, that Foley-Coyote cat, I just saw him go thataway" and then move in the opposite direction. Quickly.

9. "I wuz framed by my evil brutha, Jeffy!"

10. Plead insanity. This won't work, but it troo!

As a backup plan, mail yourseff a hacksaw blade and a case-hardened tool steel file to: DaCoyote, Inmate 13141-111, Beaumont-Medium, Beaumont, TX 77705 with the notation "Please Hold for Pickup" written below the address.

Oh, and happy Valentine's Day, lover!





FoleyFelon-Coyote CJA Legal Dream Team