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[wow_happens28]

After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, I discovered this week that was not the reason.

Duct tape does NOT solve every problem. It does not replace toilet paper.

When this is all over, I'm expecting the biggest St. Patrick's Easter de Mayo of July party anyone's ever seen!!!!

Families normally spend most of their time home on computers and cell phones. In quarantine they go out for walks

I never thought "I wouldn't touch her/him with a ten foot pole" would become national policy, but here we are.

CNN's ratings are near zero since airports are empty.

[02opida]

the clock it just keep on running