My neck only turned red when I finally gave up the long hair. For some reason, I don't think it looks as good long when it's almost bald. I guess too much conservative thinking burned it and it wouldn't grow that way anymore. I can relate to the hillbilly lifestyle. Raising goats and chickens. Making moonshine. ;-)
I think goats and chickens are part of the word definition. If you raise cows, they call you a "rancher," not a Hillbilly. ;-)