I can't tell you how much I'd like to give a party in Vegas for these guys ....
Just call a meeting. I mean, they ALL work for YOU, don't they ? Of course they don't know its you behind the curtain, but we'll send a stunt-double in your place.
Jim, All these sharks have to come from the same school. There some slime pit academy where cheat, lie, swindle classes are numbered 101 102 103 104. Bet the MMs know where it is and all the graduates way before we read there first PR.