Looking at all the roadkill around here, I first came up with this concept:
My new company VRMT:
Sole supplier of meat to my new Fast Food Chain:
IC-BINC - or "I Can't Believe it's Not Chicken!"
Now featuring VAR-MEAT(tm)
Var-Meat...All your favorite local varmints served up on stick! So GOOD...you thunk you keel'd it yerself...!
I think this idea is so hot, I'm gonna start selling stock in my concept as a Pink...! Why let all the precious meat on the nation's highways go to waste? Our company intends to reprocess this valuable nutrition as a service to budget conscious households across North America!
Get it now...because soon VRMT will be worth FIFTY BUCKS...
That's right - we'll be soon be doing a reverse merger with Kentucky Fried Chicken!
How, can I, a mutant lobster with only a PO Box pull this off, you might ask? Well, for starters, I'll be using the bond we have for funding...you sceptics!
Alright, it's a Bail Bond. Ok, it doesn't have a euroclear number, but it IS backed by my parent's house, and they just put in a second bathroom!
Shorty will be on the run!!!!!
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