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Re: monkey post# 430

Friday, 12/08/2006 2:51:19 PM

Friday, December 08, 2006 2:51:19 PM

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Looking at all the roadkill around here, I first came up with this concept:

My new company VRMT:

Sole supplier of meat to my new Fast Food Chain:

IC-BINC - or "I Can't Believe it's Not Chicken!"

Now featuring VAR-MEAT(tm)

Var-Meat...All your favorite local varmints served up on stick! So GOOD...you thunk you keel'd it yerself...!

I think this idea is so hot, I'm gonna start selling stock in my concept as a Pink...! Why let all the precious meat on the nation's highways go to waste? Our company intends to reprocess this valuable nutrition as a service to budget conscious households across North America!

Get it now...because soon VRMT will be worth FIFTY BUCKS...

That's right - we'll be soon be doing a reverse merger with Kentucky Fried Chicken!

How, can I, a mutant lobster with only a PO Box pull this off, you might ask? Well, for starters, I'll be using the bond we have for funding...you sceptics!

Alright, it's a Bail Bond. Ok, it doesn't have a euroclear number, but it IS backed by my parent's house, and they just put in a second bathroom!

Shorty will be on the run!!!!!




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