Won't work. This requires biometric identification or two-factor authentication. And even if not I wouldn't agree to your well meaning offer. But I will take into account RAF's suggestions for full and half pills.
Hope Sam can be provided Bloomberg access as his analysis and formatting of script #s was very compelling and informative. IMHO we'll hit a dead air pocket here soon as the last of the major catalysts subsides and we enter a limbo waiting game for the judges final opinion. Scripts may play a larger role going forward.