Lolz whats wrong? Vegans not up to your taste buds?
I eat meat, but here's a public hygiene tip; the more meat you eat, the more smelly your sweat becomes.
Asian cultures actually call Americans smelly...
The more red meat eaten, the more a certain type of amino acid will be in your digestive tract, which melds with your sweat and magnifies exactly how smelly you are.
So I guess I'd ask if *fake* burger could still serve the real meat too.
I wouldn't want to be stuck next too someone who eats red meat way too much at the non spin off illegal burger!
But I like where your head is at!