sold our arses down river long ago.
Why does everything happen to your ass.
You gotta get YOUR ASS up.
You gotta get YOUR ASS to work, or they will fire YOUR ASS, YOUR ASS will be out on the street, and finally YOUR ASS will starve.
SINCE I AM BEING SILLY this is my favorite joke.
A guy is at a bar drinking, and throws up on himself.
He looks at the guy next to him, and says "What am I gonna do my wife will yell at me?"
The guy says that's easy put ten dollars in your shirt pocket, and tell your wife someone threw up on you, said he was sorry, and gave you ten dollars to get your shirt cleaned.
The guy got home, his wife yelled "What happened to you?"
He said a guy threw up on me, said he was sorry and gave me ten dollars to get my shirt cleaned.
His wife said "But you got twenty dollars here!"
He replied "Yeah after he threw up on me he chit my pants."
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