Kate: I want $500k for this very clean shell. Q doesn’t owe anything to anyone. There aren’t any convertible notes and you can issue as many shares as you want.
Buyer: Why are you selling?
Kate: I am using the money to buy a Subway franchise.
Buyer: That sounds like hard work.
Kate: It is? Never mind I will just buy a lifetime supply of Subway sandwiches.
Buyer: So $500k seems like a lot of money. I am going to need to see the books.
Kate: Books. You don’t need to see the books. Tell you what I will make you a deal. I will sell for $7000 but I need the money today.
Buyer: Ummm...no Kate: Well I guess it is time for a press release. Inchi nuts aren’t selling and it’s been a few years so I need a new hook. I got it...solar powered cell phone chargers.
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