QED Connect Inc (QEDN)

[Greed Kills]

Yeah that’s funny. I can see Kate’s negotiations.

Kate: I want $500k for this very clean shell. Q doesn’t owe anything to anyone. There aren’t any convertible notes and you can issue as many shares as you want.

Buyer: Why are you selling?

Kate: I am using the money to buy a Subway franchise.

Buyer: That sounds like hard work.

Kate: It is? Never mind I will just buy a lifetime supply of Subway sandwiches.

Buyer: So $500k seems like a lot of money. I am going to need to see the books.

Kate: Books. You don’t need to see the books. Tell you what I will make you a deal. I will sell for $7000 but I need the money today.

Buyer: Ummm...no
Kate: Well I guess it is time for a press release. Inchi nuts aren’t selling and it’s been a few years so I need a new hook. I got it...solar powered cell phone chargers.