Posted this on my FF site. Maybe a bit arcane for all but FF ballers and Cold Play fans. But you'll get it.
When I Ruled ....
I won the league last years, so 'when'....
by MONSTERS - Aug 22, 2019 09:38 pm ET
Now, my lyrics:
I used to rule the Out West League
My scores would rise and terrorize, when I played
Now in the early morning hours I scan the waiver wires Searching for the lineup that a shitty draft left me bereft of.
I used to roll the dice, ignore the ADPositioning Feel the fear in my opponents eyes, as they thought WTF is MONSTERS doing?
And then, before we all knew it; listen as the crowd would sing Now the old King is dead, long live the King
One minute I held the league Next the walls were closed on me And I discovered that my castles stand Upon pillars of salt and a draft of sand
Maybe, maybe not
I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing CBS Recap choirs are singing MONSTERS' PPR machine abuilding Be my mirror, my sword and shield My missionaries in a foreign IDP field fighting
Be my draft triumphant my weekly high score wins abundant
So that my rule of OWL.... may be redundant
Hey, we all get up for the FF draft in our own way.
2-4 such posts/season, let's be real, CBS Recaps rule, try the veal.
Or, the pulled pork, baked beans and whatever usual fine spread Lisa and Cory lay out.