Tornado Alley (PROG)

[blackhawks]

Posted this on my FF site. Maybe a bit arcane for all but FF ballers and Cold Play fans. But you'll get it.

When I Ruled ....

I won the league last years, so 'when'....

by MONSTERS - Aug 22, 2019 09:38 pm ET

Now, my lyrics:

I used to rule the Out West League

My scores would rise and terrorize, when I played

Now in the early morning hours I scan the waiver wires
Searching for the lineup that a shitty draft left me bereft of.

I used to roll the dice, ignore the ADPositioning
Feel the fear in my opponents eyes, as they thought WTF is MONSTERS doing?

And then, before we all knew it; listen as the crowd would sing
Now the old King is dead, long live the King

One minute I held the league
Next the walls were closed on me
And I discovered that my castles stand
Upon pillars of salt and a draft of sand

Maybe, maybe not

I hear Jerusalem bells a-ringing
CBS Recap choirs are singing
MONSTERS' PPR machine abuilding
Be my mirror, my sword and shield
My missionaries in a foreign IDP field fighting

Be my draft triumphant my weekly high score wins abundant

So that my rule of OWL.... may be redundant

Hey, we all get up for the FF draft in our own way.

2-4 such posts/season, let's be real, CBS Recaps rule, try the veal.

Or, the pulled pork, baked beans and whatever usual fine spread Lisa and Cory lay out.