Douwe could just stage a Coup de Sauté! Grill up the FrankenShrimp in the kitchen!
Pave the front, rehab with booths, put up signage! Call it "Shrimpers" or "Shrimpy's"!
Put SHMP management in a care home! Douwe, Peter, & Mike could run that place!
It's a way to get sales, make rev, bump the share price, or else it keeps dragging on!