Just in case they were oblivious to investor displeasure with effect of secondary. That's why. I'm not the only one. Plus, chance for IR to brush up on copy-paste function. You don't think they were discussing ahead of time what response to give with the inundation of e-mails to IR expected after this dilution? They've had 3 now in 19 months, so gave them chance to "generic" up their response. Your sarcasm is noted though. Plus, made me feel just a little better.
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