Yah, and Paris is a town in Texas too. Seriously. I know a bit about Suffolk County.
My mother-in-law was a European History major, and a JD grad, we always have a blast with European history discussions.
However, Suffolk County is not historic Bohemia. And one does not find traditional European Gypsies, nor authentic Bohemian crystal there. But you can find the LIRR at Ronkonkoma and a few homeless nearby.