I think there are only eight (8) of them registered with the PCAOB (or as HHSE's CEO claims they are "certified"). And they don't work on Fridays, nor Saturdays nor Sundays. They have a four day audit week.
The incredibly prescient Scott wrote this ode to 1 year old David Foley to presage his future in DaHole:
… Loneliness is the cloak you wear A deep shade of blue is always there The sun ain't gonna shine anymore The moon ain't gonna rise in the sky The tears are always clouding your eyes