I want to see the Heaping Crappers humbled once and for all.
Contrition will not happen, I'm quite certain of that. I can't recall ever having heard a single crapper admitting to having made a mistake via an investment.
OK, Crappers- tah-dah!!!---Here's your chance to come clean once and for all---and you oughtta consider taking a position now, before the price heads back on up to and exceeding $12.