You're great---able to laugh at a time when most folks would be crying in their beer. Instead, you're foaming at the mouth. lol Ameritrade is going bonkers, clearly. Or unclearly. lol
But I couldn't help thinking that this is a message from some outer galactic entity declaring:
"See? This is what you guys are going to be experiencing when current momentum swings to the other side!! The only difference is that you were smart to be adding while others were ignoring this great opportunity that has been granted to you, the faithful."