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[PappaJohn]

Senior Funnies


A foursome of senior golfers hit the course with waning
enthusiasm for the sport. "These hills are getting steeper
as the years go by," one complained.
"These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others.
"The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember
them too," said the third senior.
After hearing enough from his Senior buddies, the oldest, and the wisest of
the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said...
"Quit your dang complaining and just be thankful we're
still on the RIGHT SIDE of the grass!"
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Two good things from having Alzheimer's disease:
1. You can hide your own Easter eggs.
2. You meet someone new every day.
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The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with
a serious complaint. "Doc, you've got to do something
to lower my sex drive."
"Come on now, Mr. Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head."
"That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little."
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Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their
bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed.
Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You
know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'.
The other woman turned to her and said "I know!
I heard it snoring!"
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What's the best thing about turning 65?
No more calls from insurance salesmen.
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"What's wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically,
coming over to the little kid who was sitting on the curb,
crying his heart out. "I'm crying 'cause I can't do what the
big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.
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Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 80.
When his wife was asked if she minded, she answered,
"Why should I be upset?
Dogs chase cars, but they can't drive."
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An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and
deposits a poopy little present on the woman's head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."
"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."