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[mnfats]

A commercial property owner has three shops in a row, all for rent.
The first prospective lessee shows up, and says he wants to rent the
shop on the left. The owner says, "Fine, what kind of shop do you have?"
The guy says, "A menswear shop." The owner tells him he gets free signage,
and asks what he wants on the sign.
"Menswear," says the man.
A second guy comes along and wants to let the right hand shop.
When asked he says he wants "Menswear" on his sign. The owner tells
him that the left-hand shop will be the same.
"No problem," says the man.
Finally a third man comes along to rent the middle shop. The owner
is most concerned because this guy also has a menswear shop. Rather
wearily the owner asks him what he wants on his sign.
The guy replies: "Entrance."

[PappaJohn]

Autocorrect still hasn't figured out how seldom I write about "ducks"



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