Replies to post #17225 on The Old Timers Club (Get off my lawn)

[mnfats]

A small boy was asked by his teacher, "What is the size of the Democratic Party?"

"About 5 feet 2 inches," he replied promptly.

"No!" exploded the teacher. "I mean, how MANY members does it have? How on earth did you get 5 feet 2 inches?"

"Well," replied the boy, "my father is 6 feet tall, and every night he puts his hands to his chin and says...'I've had it up to HERE with the Democratic Party!'