Definitely not, although I'm laughing at your post.
For what it's worth, "spam" spelled back-ass-wards comes out to "maps."
Today's direction has NGL drifting along with other plays on the map and shouldn't be taken to be meaningful. However, I use such anomalies (MR.T's tariff rattling) as a bit of additional basis on which to pursue unusual momentum-based opportunities. In effect, these non-news events help identify opportunistic moments. Those insights may produce short term gains. I'm remembering 2008 when I cleaned up via GE and Bank of America. And it took under a month.
Momentum works great for short term opportunities. Fun!