Replies to post #71795 on Rants and Raves

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Q: What is the difference between a "Good girl"
and a "Nice Girl"
A: A good girl goes to a party, goes home, and
goes to bed. A nice girl, goes to a party,
goes to bed, and goes home.

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Jill: Have you ever forgotten the name of a past
sexual partner?

Mary: Oh, yeah! Have you ever not even bothered
to ask a name?

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Q: Why do women have two holes so close together?
A: In case you miss.

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Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their
office. John said to George: "Man, I dated her last
tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better
in bed than my wife!"

Two days later. George to John, "Well, I dated her
too and we had sex as well. But she sure isn't that
much better than your wife."

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In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a
ravishing young girl.

The four passangers join in conversation, which
very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young
girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1,

I will show you my legs."

The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a
buck out of their wallet.

And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to
show her legs.

Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will
give me $10, I'll show you my thighs," and men
being what they are, they all pull out a ten
dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all
the way to her undies.

Conversation continues, and the men, a bit
excited, have all taken off their coats.

Then the young girl says, "If you will give
me $100, I will show you where I was operated
on for appendicitis."

Naturally, all three fork over the money, and
then the girl turns to the window and points to
a hospital in the distance and says, "There!"

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Q: What's a Dumb 69?
A: You suck your thumb while you jerk off!