In a train compartment, there are 3 men and a
ravishing young girl.
The four passangers join in conversation, which
very soon turns to the erotic. Then, the young
girl proposes, "If each of you will give me $1,
I will show you my legs."
The men, charmed by this young girl, all pull a
buck out of their wallet.
And then the girl pulls up her dress a bit to
show her legs.
Then she says, "If each of you gentlemen will
give me $10, I'll show you my thighs," and men
being what they are, they all pull out a ten
dollar bill. The girl pulls up her dress all
the way to her undies.
Conversation continues, and the men, a bit
excited, have all taken off their coats.
Then the young girl says, "If you will give
me $100, I will show you where I was operated
on for appendicitis."
Naturally, all three fork over the money, and
then the girl turns to the window and points to
a hospital in the distance and says, "There!"
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"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, therefore, is not an act, but a habit." - Aristotle
