Replies to post #16626 on The Old Timers Club (Get off my lawn)

[mnfats]

I just got back from a trip. After going through security, the guard said,
"There's good news and bad news."
I said, "Tell me the good news."
He said, "You're gonna make your flight."
I said, "Tell me the bad news."
He said, "You have an enlarged prostate."