Replies to post #75347 on Mohacsy's Safe Portfolio Member Forum

[Elroy Jetson]

The good news is American corporations which invest in CryptoKitties will pay a low-low income tax rate of only 20%, expanding the Federal deficit by $1.2 trillion.

Supporters say Americans in the MidWest will soon all be employed breeding CryptoKitties, if they can afford the investment in computers and electricity.

GE is busy lobbying Congress for a new 25% CyryptoKitten Investment Credit known as MEOW (My Economic Outsourcing Windfall) to create virtual kitten farms in Burma.

[Elroy Jetson]

Feel like you're driving a lemon? Here's one solution.

Elon Musk Tweets the first payload launched by his SpaceX Falcon 1 heavy rocket will be his personal $200k Tesla roadster shot towards Mars to drift in Mars orbit perhaps forever.



The Falcon heavy rocket has 27 engines which must fire simultaneously on launch to avoid blowing-up on the launch pad.