Replies to post #126891 on DD Support Board and Research Team

[shajandr]

"and you continue to vex me"

It's a dirty, filthy, utterly distasteful yobb, butt I have undertaken it and I will see it through to the end.

I have orders from the KingBit... (a/k/a SWMBO - SheWhoMustBeObeyed) and I'm nott gonna lose this plum yobb as a well-paid (in 'troptions') basher.

Look, man, go down to the local Bashers union hall and sign up for an apprenticeship. Tell the head of the local that you know 1manband and that you're mom is Sicilian - he'll bump you up to the top of the list if you slip him an envelope with $400 cash (in well-worn $20s).

If KingBit... approves ya, sumbuddy will contackt ya. If you don't hear nuttin', don't axe and don't go back to the local. Just move on with your life. Nott everyone can be a made basher. You might be able to join a bash crew for select bash capers and, after earning your bones, you may be tossed a few crypto tokens for yer tip jar if you work good on yobbs. Maybe gett a free case of Dewars every once in awhile or a microwave oven that fell off the truck. Don't ever axe for compensation, or you may wind up in a building foundation or in two 55 gallon drums with concrete dumped in the Schuykill river.