"Ladies and Gentlemen and shajandr-"
Thank you for noting my hipsterish adoption of the latest dance craze sweeping the nation: gender neutrality. Now, people think I'm much cooler and everybody wants to be my friend. I feel so good about myself I want to dye one side of my hair pink and the other side blue and clip on a green man bum in back with hair extensions. Also gonna gett some tats, a nose ring, and start buying Apple products and spend all day in coolio coffeehouses posting selfies from my new iPad/iPhone/iWatch/iTongueStud so all my old and new friends can give me 'likes'.
OTOH, if you recategorized me 'cause the 'gentle' part of gentlemen doesn't fit, then I shall renounce my new hipsterist degenderification and resume just being a prick. In which case I shall have to stick with iced tea with lime and return the coffee shop prepaid cards.
Regards,
Dr. Shajan
Bangalore Torpedo, INDIA