Ha...I've got you beat. I bought 1,700,000 shares in 2011 when I thought this stock was going to be acquired by another company...sub penny. Sold most of it a couple of years later at a loss since it looked like nothing was going to happen and was told that the new company was not going to be able to acquire the shares. I sold more after the caveat emptor showed up a few months ago.
Shoulda, woulda, coulda had enough money to retire, but we play penny stocks not having any idea where they are going, right?