One day a lady walks into a very high class jewellery shop. She browses around for a bit before she spots a gorgeous diamond bracelet which she goes over to inspect. As she bends over to look at it more closely, she accidently breaks wind. She's very embarrassed and looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident as she prays that a sales person doesn't appear right now. But as she turns around her worst nightmare is realized as she sees a salesman standing right behind her.
The salesman stays as cool as a cucumber and shows complete professionalism as he greets the lady by saying, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?" The lady is now a little more confident that she has got away with here little accient and asks, "How much is this lovely bracelet?" The salesman replies, "Madam, if you farted just looking at it, imagine what could happen when I tell you the price!"
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